YFriday, August 3, 2007
This Was Not Planned Labels: Musings
Yeewen bit me on the arm today.
Actually I am partially responsible for this strange occurrence. It was after Chemistry class. I don't remember why, but I dared her to bite me.
I was shoving my arm into her face, taunting her "Come on! You dare? YOU DARE?", and the next thing I knew, she chomped down on the piece of flesh that I waved most enthusiastically in front of her.
Unfortunately, the bite impression on my arm has disappeared, so I can't sue her for 2 million dollars worth of emotional trauma. I think her saliva is corrosive as well, because later that day I found itchy red welts all over my forearm.
I didn't think she'd do it.
I have weird friends.