YThursday, February 15, 2007

My Deepest Apologies

I know that I normally post updates on Thursdays and Sundays. I also know that there was no post on Sunday, and there wasn't the slightest hint of apology or explanation to be found. As such, I'm sure that many of you are suffering from a bout of severe depression, with rusty razor blades clutched in your shivering hands, as you didn't get the chance to interact with me, or bask in the glory that is my presence. I am the sole reason for your otherwise pointless existence.

Bullshit.

Anyway, I have a really good reason for missing an update. The past week was really busy for me. I had projects, homework, CCA trainings, CCA meetings, events, and many other exciting and wonderful events. Okay, I have to admit, that's a complete and utter lie.

Why do I like to lie? Because I'm a liar.

So, I didn't post anything because I was really lazy. I pretty much spent my weekend doing absolutely nothing. I slacked. Stoned. Stood stupefied. Sorry. It's quite likely that I'm one of the few people on this planet that write about nothing, and takes an inappropriately large amount of time to do so. Oh well, hooray for my uniqueness.

Oh, this may or may not interest you, but I'm now officially in the ACJC Editorial Board. If you don't understand what that means, it means I'm in the yearbook committee. So if happen to flip open this coming year's ACJC College Annual, and just so happen to notice my face splashed across the front cover, with numerous other self-portraits on every other page, you would know why. Narcissism!

For those of you who don't know, or still don't believe me, I really am in Track & Field. Really. I have nothing to gain by telling such a far-fetched story. Don't give me that incredulous stare. It's true. It really is. I'm a 100m sprinter, as well as a high jumper.

I honestly have no idea what I'm trying to express today. I promise that this weekend, I'll post an update.

Don't forget that I lie, the reason being that I'm a liar.

Oh, though this may seem completely out of place, Happy (belated) Valentine's Day.

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