YThursday, February 8, 2007

Deprivation!

I'm feeling quite lazy. So, I'm going to plagiarize the work of others!

Here's today's post. I cannot claim credit for it. To be honest, even if I could, I wouldn't want to. I don't to be ostracized or shunned for my incredible nerd and geek qualities. I want a normal social life. I don't want to be pointed at. For someone to have thought of such a joke, wow, they must suffer from major issues, or even have had traumatic experiences or perhaps a deprived childhood.

Here it is.

It is Friday evening and f(x) = x decided to throw a party for his brethren functions. Within the hour, the room was filled. f(x) = x + 1 was chatting up the curvaceous f(x) = sin x in a corner while f(x) = 1/x and f(x) = 1/x2 entered a drinking contest with near-infinite amounts of beer, ignoring the concerned comments that their limits were zero; they were soon carted off to a hospital. However, in this vivacious and chaotic atmosphere f(x) = x saw f(x) = e^x alone in a corner, differentiating himself from the crowd. Slightly tipsy, f(x) = x stumbled over to his friend and asked:


"Hey you, why don't you integrate yourself with the crowd?"


f(x) = e^x threw a dark glare at f(x) = x and then sighed.


"You know it won't make any difference."

Sad as it may be, I laughed at that joke. Out loud, as in "hahaha", not silently in my mind. When I read it for the second time, I laughed. Again.

I cried myself to sleep.

Anyway, if you didn't get that joke, I have another one for you. Don't worry, you don't have to think much. I claim to have came up with it, but apparently so do many others. Oh well.

Here it is:

What did the 0 say to the 8?

Nice belt!


Yay. Alright. Tomorrow's quite a big day for many of you. I would wish all of you a hearty "Good Luck!", but your grades were decided a long time ago. Sincere as my well-wishes may be, they still won't have any effect on the outcome.

Oh yea, and I'm supposed to do really badly for my O Levels since Javier sent me a chain-SMS that was meant to bless me with wonderful luck, but since I didn't want to waste $0.50 sending it to 10 other people, I am cursed for all eternity. Woe is me.

If you see me sweeping roads two days from now, you'll know the reason.

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